For some reason, man needs to watch football. Did you ever wonder why all the men in the world watch Football. Sure some is soccer, but everywhere you go, men are watching football. In America, we don’t have the World Cup. We have the Super Bowl. 

So every year, we sit down and what two teams that more than likely are not our favorite team to see who can win one game which usually ends up boring. Think of it. The best part of the Super Bowl is the commercials. Kind of silly. 

With that said, the researchers here at Fathercology have figured out how to improve your Super Bowl viewing experience. 

Announcer Cliche Drinking Game

Yes, every time you hear one of the following words and phrases, you must drink. If you start during pre-game, you could be trashed before kick off .

1. Boss
2. Rams
3. Future Hall of Famer
4. Barnstormer
5. His hair
6. Pirate Ship
7. Groin
8. Held it too long
9. Groceries
10. And the word that will require you to chug… Brenda.

Oh, and the Cardinals will shut out the Steelers 18-0. This is based on the number of beers consumed during the Championship games. We fell asleep during the Baltimore/Pittsburgh game… so boring.

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